It's been a very long time huh? Got lazy for a pretty long while although ideas on what to rant about have been popping up in my head every now and then. Finally my mother treated me to a lunch buffet at a restaurant called Carousel in Orchard. A super belated birthday present I must say. Sadly I didn't eat much (according to my standards) but managed to eat a bit of everything they offered. No food was wasted.

Now you know where this post is going. I hate it when people waste food, especially those who like to leave just a bit on their plate a lot. I'm not being a hypocrite here. Those who know me very well view me as a monster when it comes to food. In fact, when I feel like I have a little more to fit into my stomach, I'll gladly wipe off the morsels of food off the plate of others. Why am I so particular about this? Ok my first point: I have a high metabolism rate. So, I take this for granted and eat as I please. I've been stuck under 60kg for years until recently, when I gained 5kg. Hopefully that's just muscle mass I've 'earned' after all those trips to the gym. Kinda makes people, especially girls, jealous.

Now for point dos. This is a bit weird and it borders on me being a psycho. I imagine that the food I eat have cute faces on them, and if I don't eat everything on my plate, they'll start crying. Yes, I'm officially retarded. But I have a soft spot for cute things, thats why even though I belong to the more aggressive gender, I had a hard time giving away my soft toys. Well it does sound brutal because in one sense I'm forcing myself to eat. What's the result? I think my stomach expanded quite a lot over the past few years. That's why I'm still hungry after eating an amount of food that's considered filling enough to most.

Tadaaaaaaa, now you understand. Just imagine that 'Now You Know' picture with the rainbow that's shown in every Shane & Friends episode on Youtube. Ok I'm off for now. No idea when I'll be working on my next post though.

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