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20091031

instead of watching Jennifer's Body, we watched Jennifer Aniston instead..........



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12:45 PM

20091029



tomorrow, my life will be complete.

UPDATE: an utterly perfect mix of PW insults from FB:

PW- pointless work
PI- Pointless ideas
WR- written rubbish
EOM- emo stuff
I&R- insane and retarded
OP- oppurtunity for pretension


Project Task 1: Emergency
Topic: Numerous deaths from PW.
Project Task 2: Conservation
Topic: Conserve PW. For future generations to suffer like we did.


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6:59 PM

20091028


blogging in point form exhilarates me
-bowling frenzy with Mikhail+sisters
-attended annual campfire at SHSS
-realised that there's a hole in my school pants at a possibly-humiliating-and-unforgivable area
-thank you observant gene
-ignorance is bliss
-6 points for promotion!
-found out that WR strength is screwed up AFTER SUBMISSION
-slides=sluts
-currently loves mainstream house music
-stay-prurr(staple) your paper and prarr-tise(prioritise) your time!


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12:42 AM

20091025




too lazy to type out a proper post, so here's a gist of what happened:
-ditched plans to get an Aino or Yari, got an LG Arena instead. Ended 5-year 'relationship' with SE
-went to Night Safari with Fahmi, Pris, Cheryl, Irfi
-felt very stupid for missing CCA just now despite constant reminders
-bubble lifts rock
-SBS transit sucks
-britney's 3 vid is taking too long
-your ass is large
-doesn't see the purpose of having 2 separate feeds in FB
-i want windows 7
-in the mood to insult and swear
-4 points in the bag (what bag?) now for promotion. Fikril, you better pass Econs.
-nabei
-i just insulted you twice
-WR is done
-i'm not lazy anymore
-this post is lame
-Happy 25th of October!


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1:35 AM

20091022

all i need is a 2 and i'll be satisfied. oh and by the way, doesn't 'el dorado si volkano' sound nice for a volcano?


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9:15 PM

20091020



Chris Brown definitely had altered Rihanna's brain or something while he hit her. Go find Rihanna's Russian Roulette song and album cover and you won't see a link! Damn it reminds me of WR! Well it's almost done and what's left are the references and word reduction. I'm going to miss PW...aww fugg it.


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11:40 PM

20091019


i can has PUMPKIN cheezburger

My family went to visit my ex-neighbour who we haven't met for more than 7 years (ok i think it's 9 now) and it was kind of a weird experience as everyone's grown up and looks totally different. Ate nasi briyani of an equivalent amount to 2 regular packets+fruitcake+some indian dessert. Result: super-fullness. We shared a few vids on Youtube and added each other on FB. Well I must say I can't wait to meet them again!

Had PW today, without much of a progress since we'll able to do so only after we read the books we borrowed from Yishun library in Northpoint. It's damn irritating as it was quite a large library and yet there were only 6 power points. So I had to use my netbook till it was dead and at the same time I realised that I could actually log in to Wireless@SG with my mother's Singnet account. Haha I'm so stupid! I had a random eating frenzy: rice&chilli fish+McD medium fries+sundae+2 jollibean pancakes+2 pies+3 pieces of sushi! And I'm still not full as usual. Why the hell can't I expand, as in with bigger bones and muscles or something? Damn metabolism gene. Anyway Britney's latest music vid on 3 will be released soon, so that will make me excited till the release of Econs results tomorrow....i better pass....if not no hope already


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7:44 PM

20091016

romanians love cookies.


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12:11 AM

20091015


when you create something revolutionary, you should put your earnings to good use. say HELLO to FB's new HQ!

All I can say for Mid-Course sums up to this: If I don't pass, I don't know what to say. I've done my best, and I studied properly before that (something I didn't actually do for the O levels). Well anyway I just reached home from a Hari Raya outing (my effing 3rd for the month) -in my school uniform- and I remember it was 12.13am the moment I arrived at the bus stop in front of Bedok Reservoir. The situation allowed it to make sense that I said 'See you LATER' to Firdaus in the bus just now. Had to wait for 12 bloody minutes for the next bus to arrive and passers by on the road definitely thought 'WTH is that boy in sch uniform doing so late out?'. At least listening to '3' made me happy for a while and after the bus arrived I finally reached home at 12.37am...

PW's ****ing irritating right now.

something to cheer about:
'Britney Spears becomes the first artist in over three years to debut at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, to be released tomorrow (Oct. 15), as "3" opens at the pinnacle of the chart.'


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1:14 AM

20091012



How dare Justin and Vernon made fun of 3! It's not a damn kindergarten song, it's about ***....or just plain Twister.


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11:12 PM

20091011



Finally got a taste of pure freedom. Fahmi, Tiara and I went to the city area for fun, took loads of pics, jumped around bla bla bla... Entered Esplanade FOR THE 1ST TIME. See how much I'm deprived of the outdoors? The last time I really got out was last month (and this is after another few months of not going out and PW-ing at the National Library is not counted!) and that's only at the airport to send Deon off. At least I'm happy now but I have no mood to study for Geog. I have a feeling it will a demanding paper given that it's the last paper of the whole mid-course exam. I find it weird that I'd rather read ST than revising for Geog. Now I'm desperate for Aino to be released..damn you SE, you're 2 days late already! If it's too expensive, I'll be getting a W995 instead:)


the only time i find flies cute


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3:07 PM

20091009

i'm crazy for being up right now, especially when i have maths later (4 and a quarter more hours to be exact). Just to say that I've been really bored right now...unstable social life....bla bla bla. I don't really have a specific friend in my school I could stick with, share all my stuff with. Yeah yeah I may be generally close to my classmates but I'm still not used to the transition from sec sch to JC based on the fact that my racial composition of my friends in JC is totally awkward. Not trying to be racist here, but somehow I wish to be in another class:(


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4:11 AM

20091005

i'll give you real nigger talk...courtesy of a swiss friend i haven't talked to for a long time...

an excerpt:

Half a Million says:
i need da fukkn moneii nah mean
i get like
a g 4 a month hustelin
it still aint enought

fikril [3] says:
well ever since you got suspended, what have you been doing?

Half a Million says:
dam
i got suspendet like
8 skoodayz ago

fikril [3] says:
ooooh

Half a Million says:
i was chilln at home haha
kikkn it
playn games
went to sum bigger cityz to ma girlfriendz
to bang em haha

fikril [3] says:
seriously?

Half a Million says:
yezz nikker
i got lik 5 now haha

fikril [3] says:
HAHA
well you're damn free now

Nikkah says:
word up
ma mom dnt even no
dat i went to ma gfz
well she dnt even no dat i av gfz haha
bu yo one of dem cityz is lik 3 h away from me

fikril [3] says:
woah

Nikkah says:
n i waz bored az fukk so i called her n said skip fukkn skoo am cummn ovah
she was like ok s
she took me home
n i gave it to her hahaha xd

fikril [3] says:
haha was it ?

Nikkah says:
fukk yeah
she fukkn hot
albanian girl oh dam
next week am goin again haha
she 17
am 15 haha

fikril [3] says:
hahaha

Nikkah says:
4shoo
yo nikkah
i av to go now
i made a nu msn nah mean
add meh
peace nikkah

fikril [3] says:
ok
bye

influenced to the MAX man...


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8:17 PM


I NEED TO GO OUT. SOMEWHERE SUPER FAR AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. Central Singapore perhaps? I'm sick and tired of the same routine every weekday and weekend, being stuck at home. Seeing all of the others' FB photos made my desire burn even more... Damn you promos... Going out for Hari Raya for only the first two days added to my suckiness arrrggghhhh


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