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20110129


full post soon!


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7:26 PM

20110124



Britney surprised me with this from her Twitter. It's a still from her upcoming music video for Hold It Against Me!

Found this on YouTube:

3 guys in a cafe

The first guy goes i got the smallest head in the world

The second one goes i got the smallest arm in the world

The last one goes i got the smallest dick in the world

Then they go to the guiness world record

The first guy comes out happy and says I really do have the smallest head

The second guy comes out excited and says I have the smallest arm

The last one comes out angry and says who the fuck is justin bieber


Ah, Bieber jokes get better by the day thanks to the internet trolling community. I'm running out of things to rant about. Anyway, where the hell are the 'people' flooding my cbox from?


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10:16 PM

20110122

Rihanna: Oh, Nana, what's my name?
Person: Why are you asking your granny your name?
Rihanna: Just shut up and drive!
Person: But it's raining!
Rihanna: Get under my umbrella!
Person: Who do you think you are?
Rihanna: The only girl in the world!
Person: No, you are not!
Rihanna: Oh, I love the way you lie

muahahahahahaha.


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3:45 PM

20110121

Today's a day of rest after hanging out with my 'acquaintances' for the past 4 days. Arrrgggh why must this happen every time my bank account is reloaded. Had a few firsts this week though. Tried the offerings from Max Brenner, a chocolate specialty shop at the Esplanade. The thick Italian hot chocolate and banana split waffle were awesome. Prices may be steep but it was truly worth it. The hot chocolate was so thick that you can double the portion you got with the free plain water they provide. Now that's what I call stretching your dollar (more like the plural form in this case).

The other first: Stepping into Resorts World Sentosa. Went there to watch Voyage de la Vie, thanks to the free tickets Nat acquired. The beginning was confusing and draggy, but as the show went on, it got better. The circus theatrics were attention-gripping. I had a random feeling that most, or not all, of the acrobats were Russian. Overall, if I had paid for the show, it would've been money well-spent.

Speaking of RWS, why must all the signs have only Mandarin translations? It somewhat Chinese-ified the whole atmosphere. It may detract foreigners away from the true image of Singapore, and make China natives too comfortable in the country.....
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10:33 PM

20110113



*Hmmmm, to others involved in the space industry it may be groundbreaking but to those with polluted minds like me, this article is simply hilarious!

From the Christian Science Monitor:

British space scientists are leading plans to send a probe to explore giant ice planet Uranus. They have put forward a detailed proposal to the European Space Agency to launch a joint mission with NASA to the distant world, 1.8 billion miles from the sun.

It would give scientists their first close-up views of Uranus since NASA’s Voyager 2 flew past and captured fleeting pictures 25 years ago.

The £400million mission is designed to go in orbit to study the rings around Uranus and answer questions such as why it gives off so little heat.Uranus – first spotted by Sir William Herschel from Bath, England, in 1781 – also has the most powerful wind observed in the solar system, blowing at more than 500mph.

The planet is unusual because it is tilted right over on its side. Astronomers believe this was caused when Uranus was given a mighty whack by another world in a cosmic collision.

More than 160 scientists are backing the Uranus Pathfinder project which is led by Dr Chris Arridge, of University College London’s Mullard Space Science Laboratory in Surrey.

He told Skymania in an exclusive interview: “We’ve only really scratched the surface of Uranus. It is very difficult to observe from Earth because any detail is smeared out.

“Since Voyager flew by we know the rings and atmosphere have changed. We need close-up measurements. Uranus is ripe for learning a lot from. It is so different among the planets.

“We tend to group Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune as the gas giant planets. But Jupiter and Saturn are dominated by hydrogen and helium with small rocky cores.

“When you go to Uranus and Neptune you find their composition is dominated a lot more by rock and ice. There is a lot more water in their atmospheres, a lot more methane.”

He added: “One of the big mysteries about Uranus is that it doesn’t emit much heat at all. Its axis is also highly tilted to its orbit so essentially it rolls around the solar system.

“It is thought that something the size of Mars or Earth hit Uranus early in the solar system and tilted it into its side, and that may have caused a massive loss of primordial heat.”

Uranus takes 84 years to orbit the Sun which leads to extreme seasons. Dr Arridge said: “Because there is so little heat coming from inside Uranus, its atmosphere is completely driven by force of sunlight. And because it has got this large tilt in its axis one pole is continually in sunlight for 42 years while the other is in darkness and then the situation is reversed for 42 years.”

The nuclear-powered probe, which the scientists hope to launch in 2021 would take an incredible 15 years to travel the vast distance to Uranus. It will be sent zipping past other planets including Venus and Saturn to help build up speed, like a game of interplanetary snooker.

Finally it will go into orbit around Uranus to study the planet, its five main moons and other smaller natural satellites.

Uranus Pathfinder is being proposed as an M-class (medium-class) mission for ESA. But Dr Arridge said: “We see this as medium scale only in terms of price. For the amount of science you get back it is a large scale mission for quite low cost.”




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6:54 PM

20110112

It's been quite a good week lately, no full day of slacking at home so far. Had another mini-4G gathering at Clarke Quay, this time with Nat, Pris, Tiara, Nadia, Julianne, Amanda and Adaleen + Vinod. Had pizza at some Italian restaurant called 'The Sailors'. I expected the pizza to be of a much higher standard than Pizza Hut (not that it's bad, but this is an authentic Italian restaurant), but no. Wasn't even full despite the exorbitant prices.

Went back to SHSS to be a busybody, muahahaha. Nah, Jeremy asked me along. Well compared to my year, the results were much better actually. Quite a bunch had aggregate L1R5 scores lower than 10! Had an impromptu outing with Fahmi, Sze-Ern and Julianne at Orchard after that:)
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re-tard-ed
3:43 PM

20110110

Here's 3:50 minutes of awesomeness!
Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me
01 Hold It Against Me by TheProphetBlog


re-tard-ed
11:06 PM

20110107


I can say I'm officially retarded. Watched The Little Fockers with Zubair, and wandered around Marina Bay Sands to waste away the 2 hours of free time before the movie. Took loads of pictures and quite a few included me lying on the floor in different places within the IR. And at night I listened to the leaked demo of Britney's 'Hold It Against Me' more than 50 times. Well now you know why I'm a retard. Urrrgghhh someone better leak the final version now, at least the official artwork is out!


re-tard-ed
2:39 PM

20110106

Lying on the bed now.....since I'm meeting Zubair later at 2, I'm still thinking, should I do my regular dumbbell time at home now? It feels weird skipping the gym on Thursday. Oh remember my post on the mainstream music industry? Screw that, I'm ditching it. It would possibly be a biased and irrational argument. I don't know much about the workings of the industry, so might as well leave it alone. I'm just a regular person appreciating or hating whatever the industry produces. Idk, I love upbeat songs nowadays. Well there are a few exceptional slow-paced songs in my phone though. Now I'm just waiting for Britney's latest single. Thank God her stuff will all be released before I 'submit' myself to ensuring the security of the country.
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