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20100330


As I've mentioned earlier, Block Test sucked, and my results suffered the same fate too. It's a W so far. Say it out and you'll get it soon enough. People would say that this would serve as a wake-up call (this applies to many others as well!), but it's supposed to happen at the start of the year! Well someone from the Wake-Up Call Centre in the UK called me, but I was too lazy to pick it up. Haha there I go again, me and my cold jokes, like the douchebag had countlessly reiterated. Screw it, the academic rigour in a JC is really daunting. Well, I guess saying this now is overdue, but whatever.

Finally got my NS letter and that means I'm turning into a man! meh. I'll really miss being a boy.
(insert linking word) The webcam function of Omegle is down. Mr. Boredom is sucking all my happiness away like a thirsty Dementor. AAAH!


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10:30 PM

20100324

Finally it's over. Not something to be happy about though. Block Test sucked. It's become normal to me not to complete an exam paper now. I'm expecting a few 'U's to pop out soon. Is there any positive adjective that starts with a U? I don't think so.

Went on to YouTube as usual and stumbled upon this cool channel on super WTF stuff from the Japanese. Check out the channel's blog in Fladootards. I'm sure you'll be addicted somehow with the blog. I swear that the Japanese are like the extreme ends of everything, be it cute, violent, dirty or even just being plain random. Here's a few links to start off with:






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10:16 PM

20100323

Had that 'falling off the stairs' dream on the bus home. Made my phone 'fly' into the air and scared the f*** out of the guy who was sitting beside me. I snickered after that. FML. (FB, 22/3/10, 18:22)

meh.

Copied this from that swearing app:
Based on my Status Updates
I swore 56 times! I rank in the top 96% of Facebook swearers.

Here are all of my swearings:
Mar 8, 2010 That bus driver shut the bus doors even before I entered, and my right foot got trapped in the process. Damn it!
Feb 28, 2010 Oh shit. I think I've lost my notebook!
Feb 12, 2010 Stained earphones and a failing friendship. Damn Friday!
Feb 11, 2010 Most buses nowadays are so damn slow that it's like having daily sightseeing tours!!!
Feb 6, 2010 OH SHIT!!! I accidentally reset my phone!!!!!!!!
Feb 6, 2010 I ruined an 'intimate moment' between 2 cats.......damn it!
Jan 21, 2010 I want my lying bitch in the wardrobe!
Jan 17, 2010 In 20 years I'm sure we'll be like 'Why the hell did I wear that outfit (skinny jeans, mini-skirts, etc)??!'
Jan 5, 2010 shit.
Jan 3, 2010 shit. the rice's a bit hard. i suck at cooking!
Jan 3, 2010 is as bored as a bored person in the land of boredom were you go when you're so damn bored
Jan 3, 2010 Damn hungry and not sleepy at all. Damn!
Dec 26, 2009 "Fucking Pocky. Merry Christmas to you too bitch!", "If I'm a bitch, you are son of a bitch!" HAHAHA LOL
Dec 25, 2009 All these world peace, combating climate change and save earth stuff, they're just total crap! It's too late, bitches.
Dec 22, 2009 Found this: 'The biggest tech story of 2009: Everything you bought this year is obsolete already' WAHAHAHA this is damn true!
Dec 19, 2009 took the train from Pioneer to Tampines......with toenails coated by pink nail polish.....damn Singaporeans sure know how to do their stares
Dec 17, 2009 Damn tired and still has a race to go through
Dec 15, 2009 based on a random pcture: I smoked with a prostitute because I'm sexy as hell.
Dec 15, 2009 I find it damn irritating when I always accidentally type 'Britney' when spelling 'birthday'. AHHH What's wrong with me????
Dec 13, 2009 Happily watched a Sesame Street performance at Northpoint just now. At least it's much better than exploring shitty farms!
Dec 12, 2009 LOL at M1's asshole-ish iPhone ad on ST
Dec 11, 2009 'Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro' 'Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Im busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh' Damn she just can't stop herself, can she?
Dec 10, 2009 just opened the birthday email from Sony Ericsson...where the hell is my free Aino/Satio?????
Dec 5, 2009 Akon, how can you 'describe this girl without being disrespectful' when you call her a ho and a bitch repeatedly in one song?
Nov 29, 2009 bitch, along with its other variations (eg, biatch, beyotch, biatchy, betch) are my most favourite swear words ever
Nov 25, 2009 Lady Gaga Ft. Beyonce - Telephone: A song simply about two bitches nagging and being irritated for almost 4 minutes, by a boyfriend who keeps calling. The answer: just set the phone to silent mode lah stupid!
Nov 23, 2009 damn lazy to do that 25m econs essay
Nov 17, 2009 urrrggghh i don't care about some damn egyptian name!
Nov 10, 2009 sentosa cove, where the hell are you?!
Nov 8, 2009 it's NOVEMBER. WHAT..THE..HELL..AM..I..DOING..IN..SCHOOL.............
Nov 6, 2009 missed his chance to go to mcdonald's.....damn it! Anyway, is the Marina Bay monopoly thing rare?
Oct 29, 2009 FOUND THIS: Project Task 1: Emergency Topic: Numerous deaths from PW. Project Task 2: Conservation Topic: Conserve PW. For future generations to suffer like we did. the person who made this is damn smart.
Oct 25, 2009 would like to meet Ris Low and smack the hell out of her face
Oct 11, 2009 just realised that WR is to be handed in 2 weeks. shit!
Oct 7, 2009 A gay alien and a black man dubbed by a white man. Seth McFarlane is damn smart!
Sep 28, 2009 the frolick girl at T1 is damn pretty! couldn't do much but just stare and wait since my mother was beside me
Sep 16, 2009 i want my home internet connection!! bloody hell
Sep 13, 2009 is a crazy bastard who's still not sleeping despite the earlier school reporting time:) At least I&R is done!
Sep 12, 2009 ctrl+F5 overdrive right now. damn you facebook!
Sep 12, 2009 watched the chunkfest eating competition on the news.....damn disgusting! all the competitors' saliva dripped back into the tub!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 9, 2009 bloody hell ah......if the concept of market failure were to be a person i'll give him one serious beating
Sep 6, 2009 Bono's trying to save the world, Sting's trying to save rainforests, Madonna's trying to save babies, Britney's trying to save undies. What the bloody hell am I doing? Staring at the computer.
Sep 5, 2009 staring at my 'backyard' strewn with hundreds of hell notes
Aug 30, 2009 why the hell am i like the only one who haven't heard of baybeats before
Aug 28, 2009 i accidentally drank water. shit. nvm God loves me enough to dismiss that off!
Aug 22, 2009 how the hell do people get such high scores for the bejeweled thing???
Aug 15, 2009 The Orphan: What you think will happen will never happen....."I'm not your fucking mommy!"
Aug 8, 2009 how do i widen myself? some s sized clothes are kind of big for me......damn it!
Aug 1, 2009 damn! miley's latest song is stuck in my head!
Jul 30, 2009 "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful........ Damn girl Damn you're a sexy bitch" Since when is the word bitch respectful? (In my context, yes)
Jul 10, 2009 hoped that a bitch would be knocked down by a car
Jul 3, 2009 just watched a part of MJ's documentary on YT just now. He said that he wanted to live forever.........damn that's painful!
Jul 2, 2009 fikril's brain: sleep! litho book: study the fuck out of me fikril's brain: ok
Jul 1, 2009 ask me something bitchessssss
Jun 27, 2009 anyone at Aljunied MRT at 7.25pm yesterday? Damn I should've been there. Seeing someone running on the tracks is fun:)
Jun 23, 2009 shit i accidentally stated my year of birth as 1993

I should be studying Econs now. Hmmm I'll never learn...


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7:00 PM

20100319

I hate the time during the holidays when it's already like any other regular weekend. Nothing major happened over the week. NCDCC camp and my class' CIP project are the only events worth mentioning.

CD camp was fun, and the funny thing is, I think it's the first time that I volunteered for most of the camp. Did all the usual stuff like drills and that conventional night walk. Became a DJ for the seniors' farewell party and I'm glad that the children (that's what I call my juniors) really had one of the most memorable times of their lives. Haha exaggeration much? As for CIP, it was actually weird because we ended up being like the other kindergarten children, running around with full of interest towards anything in the playground. Oh, and it was in Pasir Ris Park by the way. At least we collected enough trash to fill up 4 trash bags, including that bloody sanitary pad I picked up (with a pair of tongs, of course).



Anyway, to kill Mr. Boredom, I returned to Omegle and to my surprise, there's a webcam function! Yeah it's like Chatroulette but Omegle's interface is much better. Had a few chats with decent people amid the horny guys showing off their dicks on camera. I spotted a few trends though:
-Finnish girls tend to be in pairs
-You'll last longer with people who are having sleepovers/parties
-Wear huge sunglasses and you'll be called fake by typical American girls
-Drugged and high people really do chat a lot

Hmm my brain's still experiencing SOF, so how do I cram anymore facts into my head???


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10:17 PM

20100313


Finally it's the holidays. Finally my dream of collapsing onto my bed and sleeping for more than 8 hours is realised:) Too bad, it's technically study week now before Block Test resumes next week. Yesterday's MLL was awful as usual. The guys were off to a bad start since we were caught in the rain and stuck outside school before that. That dampened my mood to complete the paper. Stupid turnstile! At least GP was ok.

Originally planned to buy usual fried noodles at Century Square yesterday, till I realised that prices throughout the whole food court have gone up. Decided to go to Simei instead to get chicken rice, and that ended up as a gathering with Jonathan, Hemant, Pris and Jolene at Eighteen Chefs:) HAHA if you have a concession for bus rides, TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT!

Anyway, the music video for Telephone is finally out! I like it, but the first half was a bit weird to me. Yes, I know it's Lady Gaga and obviously you would expect weird stuff, but.....idk. Ahhh, too much advertising! The video was like a 9-minute commercial. LG, Chanel, Kraft, Polaroid, Virgin, just to name A FEW. Advertising in music videos has gone overboard! One other example: Nokia's blown-up logo on Kesha's X6 in her Blah Blah Blah video. Damn it, I feel like I'm doing AQ right now.


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4:36 PM

20100309


Yesterday's FB status:
Introducing, Fikril the Cling Wrap! Clings on to you like no other! Expiry date: One year from date of use. To remove:*: Just apply plain ignorance! *Effects will wear off after a month.

After a few comments, I released a few specifications:
-Made in Singapore, colouring done in China
-Colours: Brown, White, Khaki, Black
-Super high quality
-Weight: 55kg

I guess my immaturity can get the better of me sometimes.

Anyway, I lost 4 hours of my time to laminating about 500 pieces of paper, so technically, school ended at 8pm. Tomorrow will be the first time in 4 years that I've entered a swimming pool. Urrrgggh damn the pimple invasion on my back.




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11:00 PM

20100307

Got a D for H1ML. This is the result of having that 'can't be bothered' attitude. I didn't care much about the paper as I took the fact that it isn't that important seriously. We H2MT students aren't allowed to re-sit for the paper, so that's a bummer. Anyway, seeing the release of the A Level results for the seniors was quite an eye-opener for me and motivated me to study harder. Too bad, the science students have a huge advantage:(

On a positive note.........................


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8:08 PM

20100304

BORED. I'm just standing here, behind the rostrum on stage, in the school hall blogging crap. Wait, shouldn't 'blogging' be a proper English word by now? Why is there a red line underneath it? EEEH. Ah now there are crazy zombies behind me!!!! Oh, the others in the MLEP group are rehearsing for a play, that's why. Damn it I should be at home slacking (oops) by now.

Well anyway, speaking of earthquakes, already 4 major ones have already occurred over the past 2 months. Haiti, Chile (I pronounce it as chee-ley), and now 2 in Taiwan which just happened yesterday. At this rate, 24 major earthquakes would've occurred by the end of the year. To the Singaporeans reading this, we're safe, unless God decided to add in a buttcrack on the Indo-Australian plate (wait, am I correct to say this?). Maybe Katy Perry should just shout out "You PMS like a bitch" on repeat, straight at the ground.

Hmmm what else should I crap about?

oooh I just remembered. March will be huge. Lady Gaga's 12-minute Telephone video will be out, Block Test, and a new Britney song. WOOOHOOOOOOOO.

AND, what's up with the stereotype that all girls have good handwriting?


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7:15 PM

20100301

MLEP camp was alright, but in the process I lost my beloved orange notebook. It may cost only $6, but its sentimental value is just too high for me to let go. Random visit to Pasir Panjang anyone?

Today was quite a hard day. Hot, surprising and disappointing. Hot because February and the next few months will be the driest in 140 years. Surprising because I clocked in 10:29 for 2.4 and did 13 chin-ups. Disappointing because I've learnt something about friendship the hard way. Never be too friendly with someone, it'll just lead to disastrous consequences.

Brown carpets FTW.


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10:43 PM