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20090628

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good luck to everyone taking their mid year exams tomorrow.you'll NEED it. Here's something to cheer you up
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6:59 PM

20090627




Yay they're selling Cinnamon Melts at McDonalds now! Tried it in Japan and missed it ever since...till now:) Now bring on the Juicy Chicken Habanero!

I love facebook quizzes.


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1:32 AM

20090626

lets have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on your disco stick. shawty wanna l-lick like a lollipop. what's the similarity? all about effing dicks.

Elated, that'ns what I can say about yensterday! It was weird entering TP with my IJC shirt on and I walked as if I was a student there... What I can say about poly is that it'ns more mature-ish and more independent (of cournse) than JC, much more better than the rules and punishments that we jc-ians have to face. Ok ok now I went for the half-4G gathering there upon Aliff'ns requenst and had lunch there. Went there an hour late, mainly becaunse I had to wait for my sinster to leave the hounse since she doensn't have the door key...... Anyway we were SUPER loud in the cafe, and of cournse people were staring at uns. It's ok to bring out our 'inner child' (eww Trelawneyish) once in a while right? Discunssed about PW, laughed like crazy, made even more noinse when Prins spotted Dalifah outside, and broke a few platens. Chaotic maxness! Did a Soulja Boy dance beneath the main bridge, took a lot of picns, mingled a lot, met my so called 'clone'! Well now I'm really looking forward to the next gathering:) After all that, Nat, Prins and I went to our unsual study spot at BK Eastpoint, and while on the buns, Prins was being loud as unsual...Nat had to cover her mouth monst of the time the moment "Ain't no penis high, ain't no boobs saggin'" came out from her mouth..hahahahahah



Today's mode of language was brought to you by Vanessa Yong, who inspired me to use OHH language again. And my computer's ageing. And thank you facebook for flooding me with more than 180 emails!


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2:35 AM

20090624

like a virgin.... touched for the very first time.....

I can't sleep! Finished reading HP6 for the umpteenth time and deleted more than 100 photos from my phone to free up memory space, and I still can't! Possibly due to working out with my father's hidden rusty dumbbell, and now my forearms are like 45 degrees up for now.... Viewing all those photos made me miss sec sch even more...damn memories. I'm not really attached to my jc now and I want to get out fast (the proper way of course). Hmm what should I do now? Finally join Facebook after many emails requesting me to join, or to teleport to the US? With the possibility of extended holidays down to a zilch now, I'd better get there quick! Well about fb, even if I join it, I'll just put up links to this blog all over the place.....

Stop dreaming lah.

Ashiqin! Quarantine yourself! And Aliff, I beat your IQ score thingy:)

UPDATE: I'm finally a Facebook-ian! 'Suggestions' irritates me.


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2:41 AM

20090623

study you bitch!


jenga anyone?

It will definitely be bland today, just reading HP6 as usual and I'm planning to study geog today. Still tired from staying up overnight to play Sims and studied Econs! Woke up today, stared at my phone thinking why I have 5 messages, and what I foreseen happened! CAMP IS POSTPONED:) At least that will make up for my guilt of not studying enough during the holidays... Didn't download much this week, except for the whole tracklist of remixes used in Britney's Circus tour in Europe.

Ashiqin, you are a bad girl for not wanting to extend the holidays, and now Mr Khaw says everything will go on as usual! Anyway, I found this blog on breatheheavy that might be of interest to you. Go click it! It's 'chaoticearth'.

milestone: fladoodoos now in alphabetical order. yay!


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12:52 PM

20090622

i finally completed painting my room. yay.

Swiney HQ (Singapore) has now spread its campaign to over a 100 people, 142 as of now to be exact. The Singapore page in Channel Newsasia's site put up a poll on what schools should do based on the current situation. CLICK HERE to join in! Poll's at the left side. Please choose wisely, umm.. you know, the VERY obvious option....


PS: Nat! You must visit a doctor!


as at 9.58am
Poll Results

H1N1 cases could rise further as students return to schools after holidaying in flu-hit countries. How should schools cope?

extend holidays
89 %
21403
conduct lessons via Internet
8 %
1811
students return to schools as scheduled
4 %
880


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9:47 AM

20090619

toxic

All those damn spraying in my house filled up my room with stinky fumes....eeeee..and now my I'm not allowed to go for the Sentosa thing...bitches.....just added a link to David Archuleta's twitter...read....lots of random stuff....studying geog later.....i'm bored........stupid week.........


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11:35 AM

20090618

one week totally wasted
i want to murder steppy
i want to return home


ALERT TO ALL 4G PEEPS:
2.30 AT PULAU BELAKANG MATI (haha Sentosa lah, idk the exact location)
Aliff and I will be late.

Was 'Earth-Googling' for PW just now, and found these:

Western Avenue
Hyde Park Gate
Park Lane
Oxford St
Old Birdcage Walk
Baker St
Battersea Road
Duke St
Bayswater Road
Knights Bridge
Lambeth Walk
Regent St


Where are they you ask? SELETAR.




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2:12 PM

20090616

nananana nananana hey hey hey goodbye

That's from Wale's (wah-ley) new single called 'Chillin' feat. Lady Gaga. The lyrics itself should be very familiar to you though. Finally I'm back after a 5-day hiatus! Ok this week was all about the big move. My house isn't even fully renovated yet, so that just added to the sucky atmosphere. Nearly cried as my mother bade farewell my old neighbours, and it was seriously boring for the first 4 days. No internet, no tv, and I was hesitant to watch it instead in my new neighbour's house. Hehe you know, the typical 'shy' issues. My room's filled up with boxes, and my privacy's half gone since I'm sharing my room with my sister. Internet's finally up (duh...) and thanks to mio plan my home number is retained:) Gawwd I just want to go to eHub, but missed a chance since my mother didn't allow me to attend my primary sch class gathering..... Kinda worried about PW, because my group members have not been answering my smses, so it's time to take action Fikril! Rule them bitches.


what to do on your last night



me loves me room....

me loves me living room.....

i can fly!


Well about the jap xch ppl gathering, it was fun of course! Looked forward to it the whole week before. Got pranked and sprayed by Deon, Johanna spilled Heineken (big WTF in my mind) on one of my slippers, smelled the beer (didn't know it would be that awful), sprayed the hell out of it, humped by Alfi, ruined some sausages, swung, Pris bugging the class to go to the zoo, ate some cake etc.... Damn I should have went back home as a whole group, but joined Nat and Hemant instead. Now I really looking forward to the next one! Cherie, you better come ah! No more coincidental evasions! haha


paris hilton would definitely say "loves it"





one clear disadvantage of xenon flash



i look wasted...

Oh and I can't believe 91.3fm allowed the word 'fucked' on one song!..and when the hell is the Radar vid coming out?!!!!


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11:38 PM

20090610

fed fat day

Watched a little Martha, and ate some fattening beancurd chicken thingys together with chocolate milk, wiped the tops of the kitchen cupboards, found a hornet nest and a lizard skeleton, went to eHub to get toothpaste and more chocolate milk, went to Coffee Bean to get the double chocolate ice-blended thing together with whipped cream, continued wiping, watched a documentary, and scrubbed the hell out of the kitchen stove top where-the-gas-comes-out-circular thing till it's half-shiny. Looking forward to math tmr:)




bored as usual....

dust is good for you! and i look adolescenty

Downloaded over the one-and-a-half week:
Backstreet Boys - Hologram
Ashley Tisdale - Guilty Pleasure (higher quality)
Britney - Get Naked
Nicole Scherzinger - Physical
LMFAO - Shots
in one sentence: after some shots, the hologram asked a married man to get naked and physical, thus he felt some guilty pleasure (LAME FIKRIL!)

*Still can't believe that it's THAT Laura Ling who got caught by Northy! NK, now you officially acquired biatch status.


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11:29 PM

20090609

i have a lousy attitude

That's what Ms Su said to me, but that's actually because she misinterpreted what I said! Well she treated us Mcdonalds so that's ok, though her random pep talk made my McSpicy cold:( We're still stuck doing survey questions for GPP and idk when exactly we will get her sought-after signature on that stack of paper! Anyway it was all about cleaning today so that the future owner of my house will be unnecessarily pleased. It still lingers in my mind that I will be losing such a great place....technically my family's downgrading from upper middle class to lower middle class (given the fact that Pasir Ris only has 4-room flats onwards). The renovation progress of my BR house is kind of in a standstill, so the moving date is postponed to Friday! yayness


damn, jumped at the wrong time.....

Moving on to the topic of names now, I realise that random music group names are getting more prevalent now and these are at the top of my list:
1) LMFAO
2) N.A.S.A.
3) N.E.R.D.
4) MEN
And these are what I've been called due to my hair:
1) China man
2) Wentworth Miller
3) Thai student
4) Mawi
and the list will definitely go on for the next month........

3rdly, if you take the bus frequently, you would realise that TVmobile has been showing random inspiration ads throughout the day. It's helpful to a certain extent, but this quote just gives you the WTF speech bubble: "If a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean is not dirty." WTF+WTH to the max man! News 5 Tonight is funnier. There was a report on the iPhone 3GS (the new one), and one of the functions was, "A camera that can shoot videos." WOW AMAZING!! SOOO 2004 damn it. All those Applefreaks must be jumping for joy right now....


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11:34 PM

20090608

you are my guilty pleasure, sooo intoxicated and i know i bla bla bla...

Did window grille cleaning and met Aliff, Hemant and Jon Lee before the CD party. It was good, meeting up once in a while, talking dirty stuff and of course school life. The party was at some condo at Simpang Bedok, and it was generally ok. Had a lot of food but the sad thing is, I actually regretted following Abdullah to explore the 'crevices' of Tanah Merah because I missed many phototaking opportunities with the whole group! Damn x300+++! At least I managed to squeeze in some time to take pics on the bus home:)

I wonder when GPP will actually be lifted off from the burden of PW....and I really feel weird not studying at all......and screw my growing school library fine....
i'll upload the pics soon once my adapter appears right in front of my eyes!

UPDATE: it was technically in front of my eyes after all, hidden under my desktop junk






stump.



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12:04 AM

20090607

queen elizabeth money

Totally wasted my life today with the usual sleeping, eating and tv, till night. I finally got the guts to change my hairstyle after a few months of quiet consideration. It's super short now, and my ordeal lasted for half an hour. I laughed as my steppy cut my hair bit by bit, it felt so weird. I t took time to absorb what had happened. It was a mix of 'what the hell' and 'finally'. I think the shortness of my hair accentuated my fat face even more now, stupid cheeks. My mother called me a china man and that definitely what I least expected to come out from her mouth! Damn there will be much more comments during the CD party today, and laughs will be expected. Hmm should I take a pic of myself and put it up here? Anyway I actually downloaded the whole deluxe version of Black Eyed Peas 'The E.N.D.'. Haha naughty Fikril! I must say that I have mixed feelings about it, but it's good overall. The remix bonus cd was great as autotune wasn't heavily used. Go get it once it comes out!


finally tried some flavoured yoghurt from frolick! it was surprisingly sweet and expensive ($5.30 damn it!) and Aliff only took one scoop!

dedicated to Nat.


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12:05 AM

20090604

lamb little a had mary

I'm totally PUS-ified (geddit?), who would've thought that standing would be such a draining chore? I always feel tired at 10pm onwards now, and I haven't studied! Like Kyle (search makemebad35 on youtube) always said, "fuck my life!" Panel discussion was totally about the recession, and I wasn't the only one brought to sleep. Even one of the GOH was drowsy! Anyway, it felt good on the way to NUS on your own as it really felt as if you're already studying there, and that made me think, will I ever get there? Anything sciency/medical/architectural is definitely out of reach, since I never did and will never do H2 math. Damn even after 5 months I hate my school. A LOT. My friends are the only ones keeping me rooted to sanity (wait did i mention this before?).


spoiler pants!

no hippo butts

A little more on the depressing side was PW. We finally went to Matilda House at Punggol yesterday, and unsurprisingly there was a construction site about 50m away. At least that cheered us up a bit since the house already gave the others (ok 2) chills. The funny thing was that the house was fitted with a security system now! Cameras were all over the place, but surprisingly URA haven't completed putting up barbs at the top of the fences. Had the urge to take the LRT for fun, but that didn't materialise after that:(


my favourite outdoor bakery



the wrath of the giant fingers!

6 days left till I move....shit.


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10:33 PM

20090602

chock full of surprises!

Well that's the case for NUS! Imagine fish and chips and the other similar stuff for only $4.50 and salads for $2.90! This place called megabites cafe is the best, but the irony is that I bought a honey mustard chicken roll for $3.90. At the same time it was the PUS opening ceremony, and it's TORTURING. I didn't have any black leather shoes, and I didn't want to waste my mother's dough, so I decided to go with my sister's SIZE 5 ones (i'm size 8). Feet hurt damn bad throughout the 2 hours of standing, and now my toenails feel like coming off. At least a small chat with Hemant distracted me from the pain for a while. Did a whole lot of greeting, and only one funny thing happened. A group of PUS participants were finding drinks and my teacher-in-charge said that they will be served after the RECESSION (supposed to be reception). Too bad my aching feet reduced my laughter to 10 seconds.

Did PW after the whole thing with Ms Su at PGP together with the usual four, and we did have a great time! As for my group we ironed out some errors and added more stuff, and we got to see her room. It was damn small yet cosy. She treated us all to drinks at FOODGLE HUB (the stupid-est foodcourt name ever) and we mingled a whole lot on traveling.


yes!

using one hand to take pics with my phone simply doesn't work that well

if you seek amy video, scene 1


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9:35 PM

20090601

kokoro.idou.p100.satio

Hey can you guys actually see my cbox thingy? [Fik runs to toilet to eject poop][Load finally off][Video call with Aliff][Found a random 10 yen coin in my 'necessity' box] I'm quite surprised that no one responded to my qn at the bottom:( Anyway I just saw the progress of my future crib yesterday, totally messed up except the toilets. I wondered how can they complete everything in 10 days and well the later the better, since I'm not looking forward to the move... Damn the opening ceremony of PUS is tomorrow, and I'm still loose in the head (i slept throughout the afternoon) and my attire isn't ready yet. What's even worse, I have to be in school by 6.40am tmr! Is that actually possible? eee I hate my JC, and I better not end up as a flying horse!

North Korea sucks, Swiney HQ (Singapore) is doing its job.


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9:09 PM