mr. randomtard

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I don't like bullshit, but I like RedBull - Lil Wayne 9gag
ahmadfirdaus
amirahnabilah
ann ward's twitter
breatheheavy
chaoticearth(discretion advised)
chenhui
din
dvice
emma
fahmi
fatlum
FML
foundshit
gayathri
geekologie
gracewoo
jasmin
letmebeinspired
lj blog
MLIA
omegle
priscilla
sad&useless
saruntard
saywhat?
stormtroopers365
szeern
thepresurfer
tiara
UPHAA
watchseries
WTFJapanSeriously

three is a charm, two is not the same, i don't see the harm, so are you game?

After a few weeks, I finally could muster enough dedication and determination in myself to study at school till 6pm++ every day. I know I suck for now, and I have no idea how I can store heaps of information in my throbbing brain, especially for Geog. At least I have Britney's '3' to make me relax and prevent me from sleeping while studying. That song works wonders I tell you, and it's so fresh and addictive! I know it's some kind of ready-made psycho effect but at least the song works for me! PW's getting in the way though, our WR under constant scrutiny and even more parts had to be moved to Conclusions. It's totally beefed up with GI now, complementing our proposal. We still have that big gaping hole....how to settle, I have no idea:(

Detention sucked, my first after being late for 8 times. Surprisingly drawing up mind maps made me awake...'silver lining': entered the science block for the 1st time ever!

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9:55 PM

20090929

today the power of 3 will be released. YAY

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

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12:06 AM

20090926

damn here damn there

Studying is definitely not on my agenda for today. Damn Hari Raya. Had to keep up with my mother's countless demands for help with all those extra chores. Now I smell like fried fish.... Managed to read ST though, so somehow I studied for GP! Due to Ms Su's influence, vocabulary is something I have to expand when I read a newspaper. I have no idea why intimidating-looking words like 'ancillary', 'quiescent' and 'flagellate' have such simple meanings! Damn you English Language. Meeting Nat tmr to study....STEEL

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10:48 PM

20090925

Got this from Daniel Teo's regular iLaugh thingy:

How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Does anyone ever vanish... with a trace?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If Fed Ex and UPS merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're still ahead?"

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Don't they all stop eventually?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

You know how most packages say "Open here" What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane with the same substance?

Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATMs?

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9:48 PM

20090923

waaa.

ah damn I'm soooooooo screwed up. 2 more weeks to mid-course, only to realise that my group's WR is in a total mess after it was scrutinised by the WHOLE PW team of teachers. Due to this our PW progress is in a complete standstill, dangling around like a horde of Britney fans chasing Britney herself despite knowing that they will never get to touch her at all. It's like we're in a constantly deepening hole. ok all in all we're in deep shit.

After a few days of no studying, I redeemed myself by staying back at school till 6pm++ after the horrendous PW meeting. Focused on Econs and MLL(haha this is so un-Fikril). Felt gloomy on the way home, till I found out that queen bitch is going to release new stuff LATER. How do I mix gloom and deliriousness (learnt this word from a channel 8 show) altogether? Tears out and flood the denizens of Village Eyelid or tears in to conserve Corneapolis' water supply? (i hope you get what i mean) I have no idea. My brain feels ticklish for some reason...

25.9.09- to blur ppl like Safiah, the Eyelid thing just meant whether I should cry or not lah

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8:53 PM

20090922

hari raya 2009 in 3 points:
-like a celebrity on a red carpet (flash flash!)
-eyes of the old going blind
-subnormal profits (how am i going to get my Aino now???)

WTH is an Aino? this is it!

yay school's tomorrow:)

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12:11 AM

20090919

me is in slacker mode

I abandoned my study schedule for the whole of last week due to PW! The thought of the looming mid-course will definitely dampen my spirits for tomorrow's festivities. Ms Su thought us that being observant is one way you can prepare yourself for GP, and she called me a 'proper' GP student! Want to be one? Just read a lot and be super observant. All in all, I've been studying! hahahaha random. Speaking of observant, I almost trod upon a used sanitary pad. $%^& that bitch. On the other hand Monday's a school holiday and there's a high chance that my mother would be working, so that will be my mugging day. Concentrate and focus you, you, you..........womanizer.

Went on a 'food spree' with Fahmi yesterday after following him around TM for his new clothes. Bought chicken noodles, a pure caramel thing from Coffee Bean and a chicken ham & cheese from Pie Kia. Total: $$16. Plus the $168 my mother spent on me today. Purely wanted to get a Crumpler bag but she had the mood to get shoes for me! Being understanding as usual, I chose the cheapest Vans pair. Not the nicest of the lot, but it rules! Oh about my new bag, it's a Fourninety Daily. Meant for cameras, but it'll fit school just fine. Plus the fact that it's not sold anywhere else in Singapore is damn cool! The shop I went to imported in the latest European stock and it's only $109. A huge bargain considering that it's sold for 140 euros in (where else?).

By the way, regular readers should have realised that my weekly downloaded music section is gone. I'd better stop it before Simon Cowell comes knocking on my door knowing that I have an illegal song with me!

Selamat Hari Raya to anyone who's reading this:)

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10:59 PM

20090917

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YAY! Finally I'm able to update after 3 days of home broadband deprivation. My mio box modem 'died' after reaching its maximum lifespan of 2 years and now I have a new one! Nothing much happened, just a major advancement in PW progress and going back home super late yesterday. I can conclude that I passed every test I've taken for this semester but I'm still uncertain on what will happen for the EOY exams (damn the person who just threw litter from the window). Now all I can look forward to are Britney's new song and Hari Raya on the same day, and changing my phone next month.....Yari or Aino, I have no idea, but I definitely would have to save money now if I want Aino......

And dickhead's back. Didn't bother to speak to him at all.

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6:06 PM

20090912

8 years have passed on, and I clearly remembered what happened as if it was yesterday.......

Went to SHSS with Aliff to view the non-existent CD promotion parade in my uniform, went to school for a random Math test (really hoping to get at least a 40), went to Changi Airport to send Deon off and that sums up my Sept 11th! Meeting 'everyone' again was fun, we talked a lot, compared JC and Poly as usual in terms of PW and stayed at Popeye's for quite a while. Damn the queue man, the management should seriously consider hiring more ppl. One cook and 4 cashiers?? Your economist must really suck. Anyway their Maxi meal thing is really filling and now for the 2nd time, I can't finish my food! Thanks Mark for introducing me to mashed potatoes with chilli sauce hahahahhaha

Now for the important part. Listened to the never-ending argument between dickhead and my mother, and I decided to take action. Was feeling evil at first, i wanted to smash the couple pic dickhead made but the moment the door opened, I realised smashing stuff isn't my thing at all. So I grabbed the photo frame from the wall, tore the picture and threw it away. Dickhead was claiming that I was interfering with their marital issues but who in their right mind would leave this matter alone? Then the huge argument started. I stressed that I wanted to speak in English, so he started "What are you listen?", then I said what is that? He made it worse by changing it to "What are you listening?" HAHAHAHA, even in family arguments, grammar mistakes still bother me:) How dare he command respect from me when I don't a single bit? He IS one true dickhead. After a variety of contradictions, he had enough and decided to bring himself down further. He said he couldn't fast anymore and he drank! LOSER. He kept on blabbering that my mother was making everything worse when he's the one preventing a near-unreachable solution. Trying to somewhat 'escape', he scoffed it off as if I was one of his customers, asking me to 'have a nice sleep, sorry for disturbing'. Damn you for saying that after you discreetly stole my Popeye's chicken leftovers!

Why have I been blasting around here about something that is considered personal? It's for those who think that I'm an introvert, those who have realised my sudden mood change and that my father's reading my blog now. Now dickhead is in 'exile'. AGAIN. yay! If you're wondering why I chose 'dickhead', it's actually a song by Kate Nash. Go hear it. It's perfect for a lowlife like him.

Ok now moving on to MY stuff, I'm not done studying and I'm way off the Geography revision schedule. Homework still incomplete, with I&R left hanging with the project summary and strengths only. My grandmother randomly invited my sister and I to break fast at her house, so studying will be reduced for 2 hours now!

What do you think about Ellen replacing Paula on American Idol?

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2:13 PM

20090910

I would say that today is an anomaly (damn i miss SPA) since it's like a regular school day.... Geog and Econs consulatations, complemented by humid weather. LOL at everyone complaining and sweating when I'm in my usual uniform with a shirt inside, and I wasn't sweating a single bit:) Said 'shit' a lot during Econs but I didn't care, I'm old enough to use it in front of a teacher. What's even worse, one of the most embarrassing and amusing moments in my life happened after Geog. After my teacher left, three of us were sitting on one side of the table outside the staff room. I looked at the refection of the table on one of the glass panels and realised that the table was lifted a bit on one side. I stood up, and then the table overturned! Fortunately I was able to push the table forward. Everyone surrounding us laughed, and I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes. The incident somehow reminded me of the Cadbury Inverter ride at Escape Theme Park and like I said before, every bad thing has its own silver lining. Since I was studying market failure at that time, now certain concepts are literally ingrained in my mind! Screw MPB MPC MEB MEC MSB MSE, and +ve and -ve externalities! (and the new turnstiles replacing the school gates!) After all that I mugged at the library for a few hours, beside one stinky bitch.

The good thing is that I broke my fast with something from Coffee Bean! Luckily I maintained my cool towards the two fat hags in the queue, if not a possible extra 10g of fat wouldn't be in my system now.

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11:40 PM

20090908

hi ayah! i dreamt about you last night
*(now i have to tone down my language a bit)

this post may be lame, small, meagre, average, but it's my 100th!
I would like to have this please:

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3:28 PM

20090905

of bullets and stings.....

Had shooting for PE elective yesterday! Got nervous trying out the shotgun at first, and the backward force of the gun really hurts! I managed to hit 5 out of 9 flying targets though....haha I think I'm born to shoot flying stuff. No cheating or technique, just made sure that the dot at the end of the gun was as close to the clay 'frisbee' (eep!) was possible and a large vat (for liquids only) of hope that the bullet will smash the damn thing!

Woke up today super tired.....till the wasp 'stalker' came. It came out of nowhere and I got stung twice! First in my pocket and the other on my bed. F*** ALL WASPS! At least the lump on my finger disappeared. But you know, as people say, there's a silver lining to everything! After being stung, I continued reading ST as usual and 2 pages later, ting! My PW group's one chance out of many of EE-ing our WR further is gone but at least one gap is filled up! I can say that the ST has been on our side for the past 2 months.......

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5:39 PM

20090902

phone-desperate

To my classmates, sorry for being moody today. I'm too engrossed over these 2 weeks on both internal & external issues. Don't worry, I'll never blow up. I never mix my anger over personal stuff with school. Today's just one huge day, perfect to be put into a huge PW project. It all started before school, due to dickhead issues. (dickhead=superbastard=stepfather).

(Moving quickly all over the place)
Mother: Stop moving around and tell him whether you actually want him back or not.
Me: NO
Mother: Why?
Me: I don't want my mother to suffer anymore.
Dickhead's expression: one f***** up face.

PI:
Totally lost at school, especially during three-quarters of Econs lecture. Just like how I was doing my PI on mangroves.

GPP+WR:
Did AQ for the GP compre test I mentioned earlier, just regurgitated whatever general knowledge I have, and did the same for my Malay essay test. GI? I don't know. A&E? One big load of it, from one-north to SARS and F1 to school scholarships. Loads of links, with the GP passage on the benefits of technology and innovation on the development of a country and the Malay compre section on the disadvantages of the (pause here. got cats in my room)
.....exact same topic! Even more links coming from the fact that five-sixths of my name, dickhead's name and my stepbrother's name appeared in the idioms section of the paper. (I'M NOT A THIEF AND A LIAR).

Got happy for a while after showing the gross zit-popping vid during break and playing the Skype laughter chain vid during PW tutorial:)
For once I managed to complete a H1 MT paper 30 mins early! Went back home as usual with Sharifah, Toops and Firdaus. 6.52pm: Shit. I definitely won't be able to make it in time. Long queue at noodle stall. Had no choice but to buy sucky chicken rice.

Reached home at around 7.20++. My gut feeling on not bringing my keys along to school was confirmed. As long nothing is pricking my butt on the way to school, I know I forgot my keys. Shy to go to neighbour's house.

I&R:
Spent almost two hours soul-searching at the bus stop nearby, thinking about the past few days. Had no mood to eat or study at all. Sitting at the bus stop does alleviate your problems a bit. At the same time my food and bag was left alone at my doorstep. Went back to the block, went up 11 storeys as usual, and finally broke my fast at 8pm++ (I seriously had no idea what time was it since my phone is now having treatment at Simei for dislocated joints and a hearing problem). Finally decided to visit my neighbour and studied Econs for a while, with Singapore Idol and I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here as background entertainment.

9.45pm: Finally my mother came home. Didn't really feel happy though. I still need to sulk and drink blueberry tea at the bus stop.

How is this post more relevant to PW? One more link: The 'increasing emo-ness of youth nowadays on blogs' passage from the Malay language paper. When can I write another happy post? I really don't know. I'm messed up right now.

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9:58 PM

20090901

Based on the controversy generated from the content of my previous few posts, I should finally start on something happier to rant about. Not now though. Too lazy.

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10:13 PM