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20090331

IT SEEMS TODAY, THAT ALL YOU SEE, IS VIOLENT MOVIES AND SEX ON TV. - Family Guy theme song, 1st sentence.


sexy.



Well it had been really tiring these past 2 days. Yesterday after school me and 5 other MLEP students went to Greenwood Primary to teach P1 and P2 students how to read Malay! I was really looking forward to it because teaching's somewhat my passion:) Anyway it was all smooth sailing for me, but the others already had kids that had difficulty reading. I thought I was lucky until this P2 guy had a really big problem reading! I had to repeat a lot, and it was frustrating. However, I kept reminding myself that I'm doing a job that is really important and it's for the students' future. Generally they were all cute! The cutest one is in P1 and at first I expected some problems to arise, but it was a breeze and he was really enjoying it.

After it was over I had to hand in my Geog punishment (extra work) and because of that I only left school at 7pm. Once it was 9.30 I shut down........

The next day I woke up at 6.26am! Luckily my sister woke me up, or else I would be late for the 6th time! (purely my fault since i didn't set the alarm). For some reason I felt really sleepy at the beginning of the day, despite sleeping for 9 hours. And I kept feeling wasted that now my science stuff has gone to waste since I don't take science anymore (I WANT CHEMISTRY!).... Had 2 and a half of Maths on graphs....and I feel dumb and finally regretted failing A Maths. Went back late again at around 6.30pm after this Malay competition meeting, and my job is to record the whole thing up and edit some clips sent in by the participating schools.


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11:15 PM

20090328

FRIDAY


eww i look bloody fat

Yay for the first time I didn't feel like sleeping during Geography! Well that was seriously the only exciting thing about school. No news on detention yet.
Anyway after that I went for Friday prayers and hung out with Aliff. Yay it was so fun (due to my boredom) . He mentioned the word 'anal' a lot (you should know what i mean). Took bus 3 together and after that was left alone....and that was at around 8pm. Waited for 1 hr at the bus stop and while waiting surprisingly I found 2 JC2 IJC girls from Downtown East, and that's quite weird as the school is so far away. One of them looked surprised when se saw me and just smiled. Went to meet Jeremy, Marcus, Rachael, Johanna and Clara at eHub for fun and in the end we played board games. We didn't play the games before so it was quite fun, but I had to pay $3 for the games (eww.) We left at 10.30pm and on the way home Rachael and I talked about our homes (sooo random).


TODAY



it's pouch actually. i laughed like crazy!!

Well at noon I had to vacuum the floor and clean the kitchen toilet, and adding to that I had to tolerate my mother's nagging, so it was tiring. I left home at 3.30pm to watch a Malay drama at MI and I was supposed to be at Bukit Batok at 4.15pm! I only arrived at 4.45 and i was the 2nd last person to arrive. After everyone was there we proceeded to MI on bus. I LOVE THE ARCHITECTURE OF MI! IJC's may somewhat be equally new but MI had a more open and cleaner feel:) The main lecture theatre is much more nicer! Anyway, the play started at like 5.15 and ended at 7.40. It was funny and cleverly put in place but it got boring towards the end. I lied on the 'hidden' pull-out table (it was hidden beside my chair under a wooden flap) but i didn't sleep though. After the play was over we went to KFC at West Mall and it was like the narrowest KFC i've ever been into! Anyway after that Firdaus, Safiah, Sharifah and me took the train together back home.

Once I reached home I immediately finished my geog hw and sent it through email to my teacher and the worst happened! breatheheavy.com (the BIGGEST Britney fan site) is threatened by JAMIE SPEARS to be shut down! I was like shocked and I thought, why does Britney has such a father?

Till now I'm thinking that isn't it ironic that I'm accepted into IJC's science stream but I'm not eligible to take any of the H2 science subjects? bitches....


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10:59 PM

20090325

THIS IS PURELY ONE OF MY WORST DAYS EVER. PERIOD.

Today was super sucky and horrible and shitty and gina-ey and etc. First, I woke up late and left home at 6.55am, and I have to reach school by 7.50am...hmm i could actually make it on time actually, but too bad the bloody-ass 89 was slow at the expressway. So this is the result: I was just a few metres away from the bus stop, and i saw the 161 that I was supposed to take entering the expressway on the other side! So i waited and the bus came at 7.31, and reached school at 7.51!!! Damn it was i was sooo bloody pissed! (I hate SLE in the morning now) So I had to walk all the way to the main gate and reached at 7.59. Since I was already late 5 times (previous 4 are all unexpected), the big word came out from the teacher's mouth: DETENTION. (by the way i have to admit that the teacher's a good person) I felt like I'm turning into an evil person, since i had never ever had detention in my entire school life! (The worst punishment i had before this was actually just being nagged at by a teacher).

I thought about it all day, feeling kind of down and PE made it a bit worse. MY 2 PE shirts were like in the wash and I had no choice but to wear my orientation t-shirt. Punishment: 2 extra rounds around the track= 5 in total (extra 4 actually but for some reason my teacher said that i was good today....hmm... must be that pau i ate before that). I totally don't get it. What's the use of extra school t-shirts when you can't use them for PE?! So I had to sprint for the 3rd and 5th rounds. Luckily I slept for 6 hours, if not my engine would have been totally exhausted... This made me hate the futuristic prison-looking school even more. And seriously, my friends there are the only reason that keeps me sane.

Ok on the positive side I did the longest-ever malay compo for MLL just now, but I had to refer to the dictionary and my friends to translate certain (ok, like more than 10) words from english. For ODAC we only had a short meeting and then some of use went to the gym. I cycled like 6km++ within 20 mins.

Now the only major thing coming is, when's my detention?

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHOEVER WHO READ(past tense) MY BLOG. PLEASE TAG


just washed them and now they look new:)


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11:27 PM

20090323


WATCHING ICARLY AT THE SAME TIME, AND NOW HAS SUNBURN ON MY FACE

Today has to be one of my worst days ever. First, long jump made my bladder area scream in pain (hmm a baby maybe). Second, I had to mug through geog homework and now maths. Third, school started, and lastly, my right hand is cramped, so i can't write properly..........

AND I LOST MY BRITNEY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT.....255 SUBS AND 300000+ VIEWS GONE.....fuck.


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11:14 PM

20090322

HE IS NOW DARKER THAN EVER. Fikril Hakim just had a kayaking course and he said it was really fun and had an enjoyable time, though it was really tiring. He and the others had to enter the murky waters of Changi Beach, filled with debris and dead stuff. The kayak was much stable than a canoe, but very responsive to how he paddled, so he spun around for countless times. The ODAC people were joined by two couples, Singaporean and American, and 3 BB boys. They also shared the same problems as the others. Waves kept on coming at everyone, due to passing boats. Everyone went home with a certificate in hand, and the future 200 years later didn't change quite much...(eee WTH am i talking about, anyway the year printed on the cert was 2209 so i was like why is the future so ugly and everyone laughed)


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7:56 PM

20090317

MONDAY, 16 MARCH 2009



playing with smile shutter.



Well it was really a long day, and that un-bored me for a while. First I had to go to Greenwood Primary to prepare to teach Primary 1 children how to read as part of my MLEP programme (and I'll be doing this for the next few Mondays). We learnt PHONICS! Hehe it was so fun, especially when everyone repeated what the teacher pronounced. Well I'm really looking forward to next Monday!

After that I went to eHub again to join the Jap xchg ppl for bowling (Jeremy's obsessed with it). They played a few games, while I just watched, playing with Nat's Smile Shutter on his phone. Then we went to Pastamania and ordered Spicy Chicken again (due to lack of funds...). All of us then separated and me and Alfi went to Afiq's house to slack. Finally I managed to get Microsoft Office 2007 (thanks Afiq!), Alfi and Afiq was using their new notebooks and was playing Warcraft and using Skype. Waaa I'm jealous.

It was time to leave Afiq's house and Alfi and I met Fahmi, Adaleen, Amanda and Jovy at eHub to play bowling AGAIN. As usual I simply watched as Fahmi, Alfi and Adaleen played. We took a pic before we left and met Sze Ern and Julianne at Coffee Bean. They were all studying LIT (eww) and History. It's great meeting them all again since it's been a long time i've seen them:)

Fahmi, Alfi and I went to Jia Jun's house after that, but Alfi went somewhere else first, so it was me and Fahmi only. I want JJ's room! It's like so nice and again I see more notebooks. Eee JJ has a desktop some more. JJ taught Fahmi to play Warcraft and I was browsing Youtube as usual. We chat with a few ppl on MSN and then Alfi finally came. JJ was jealous of his notebook case as the design was really nice (it's a VAIO by the way). After all that it was time to leave:( It was definitely a great day! (and i was wearing my school uniform the whole time)

WORD OF THE DAY: LAPTOP/NOTEBOOK


It's a great song, but the official cover is horrible!


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11:54 AM

20090315


mark looks like he has a bob


see what happens if your lens is scratched up like crazy!


I feel bad... I was supposed to go for CD camp at SHSS for a while but i woke up late! Sorry Aliff....But anyway, some of the Jap xchng ppl celebrated Mark's bday today! We originally planned to eat at Seoul Garden but it was like $21 (f***!), so half of us stood with the original decision and Mark and the rest went to Kopitiam! It's ok, since the main reason why we went out at first was to celebrate his bday (which like was already 1 mth ago). Showed the If You Seek Amy video to everyone and went to Timezone for a while! Had to leave the rest who were going to Johanna's house after that as I had to be home by 10:(

if you seek amy!


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11:01 PM

20090314


i look small.

Yay it's my cousin's wedding day today!! We had the wedding at some Indonesian restaurant in Joo Chiat and I got to meet all my relatives...i missed them so much..... Loads of people asked me which sch I went to and when I mentioned IJC, the first thing that came out is, that's it's too far (word of the day)! And i had to say that I'm too stupid to enter TPJC and MJC:( Well we took a lot of pics and went home at 5pm..... I seriously don't know what to write today


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10:04 PM

20090312

F*** YOUTUBE AND BK!

Well 2 major things happened today in school! First, I realised that I can't watch any video from Britney's official channel due to youtube's stupid country's restrictions!!!! And secondly we had a fire drill and it was so effing hot! Everyone was like under the sun and I think it made us crazy. Some classes were actually taking pictures as if there's nothing happening as for me I was watching Womanizer. This guy from another class watched it with me and he's another Britney fan! After sch i decided to buy the Ham and Cheese Crossian-wich at BK White Sands and only opened it at home, only to realise that it's cold! The cheese was like just totally out of the fridge and the bun is like hard.......yah it's like only $2.95 but quality still matters!

By the way, as of now (9.56am), the music video for If You Seek Amy will be out in 1hr 3mins, and for ODAC yesterday we hiked from McRitchie reservoir to Bukit Timah hill. So generally, it's all about Britney today.


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9:52 PM

20090310

I feel so weird! Does anyone else other than me in my class speak only English at home? Well that's not the major news of today. It's Britney! During one of her performances in her US tour yesterday her mike didn't go off, so ppl heard her say "OK, my pussy's hanging out from my fucking...."! At least that gave her tour more publicity..... Other than that we had 2 1/2 hours of maths today.............eww

THE PUSSY THING


WORD OF THE DAY: PUSSY


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8:38 PM

20090307

THURSDAY


Nice pic, but why the f*** am i smiling like that!

After school Nat, Pris, Cheen and me met to have dinner at Pastamania (finally I can eat there). The food was good and surprisingly my Spicy Chicken pasta was really filling although it looked kind of little! We talked about a lot of stuff and problems in school and laughed a lot, as if there was no one around us, but that was nothing. Cheen took out an MLEP book that I've never seen before although it was made from my sch. I flipped to a page and finally remembered that I had to show Nat a pic of my principal, and it was right there! I showed it to Nat and he started laughing uncontrollably for like 20 seconds! Anyway I really looked forward to eating at Pastamania again!! (Oh yeah one more thing: we made fun that Pris was from ITE because of her uniform)

We took a few pics after that at the lift lobby, Toys R Us and even the area in front of the escalators! Then we had to go home...awww. We hugged and did some hand stuff. Me and Pris went to take the MRT and I followed her to Simei, and then she waited for my train to arrive...and that's it:( Heard some music on the way back home.....

I used the computer and watched Britney's first tour videos! I was so excited and finally she's back to her old self again:) Here's one pic of her from her tour (this was from the second leg of her tour at Atlanta on FRIDAY)





FRIDAY


LOL there were only 2 guys in the group this year!


Us and the hot teacher! oops did i just say that....

School was boring as usual and after Friday prayers I went back home by MRT! When I reached Simei there was a bloody long queue and barriers all over the place outside and inside Eastpoint. Of course there was some celebrity that was coming, hmm I wonder who?

At home i was using the computer as usual, watching Britney and finding new music, and then at like 8pm Jeremy told me that the Jap ppl are leaving and the others are going to the airport. I didn't even know about it, and that was weird. But anyway my mother allowed me to go and I was so happy! I met Jeremy beside Tampines MRT and Johanna and her parents picked us up to send us to the airport. Met the rest (Marcus, Alfi, Mark, Rachael and Cheryl) and got to look at Mark's lungs (x-ray lah!). Anyway, the Japs came like 10 mins after we arrived and I only recognised the teacher in charge (the students are a new batch that's why). We took a few pics after they checked in their luggage, with loads of cameras (damn im jealous of japs with their phones). 2 of the Japs was into Mark and they took a lot of pics with him (oh im so jealous....no one loves me hehe). At around 10 it was time for them to enter the transit mall and it was the most waving i had ever done in my life! Mark hugged one of the girls and she even cried! Japs are so cute when they got emotional...... After loads of waving we went to Burger King at Terminal 2:)


SATURDAY


being random again (it was raining like crazy!)


Nothing much happened, my mother and I was supposed to go to Furniture Mall but in the end it was canceled:) I really didn't want to go! Met Daniel Teo at eHub at like 9.30pm and as usual he mistook me for Fahmi..... He told me that he's staying over at a chalet and that made me even more jealous of those going to poly....if you seek amy....

WORD OF THE DAY: RANDOM


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8:39 PM

20090303


Hi. Everyone loves Womanizer!

1) Britney's tour in the US starts today
2) Didn't get to see the Jap students at the airport and won't get to see them on the 5th also......idiot..
3) I need a new memory card

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

WORD OF THE DAY: Idou (new phone by SE with 12 mpix cam)


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10:42 PM

20090302

RAYNBOUUS (rainbows)





I was bloody late again for the 3rd time, because 89 broke down only after 1 stop! So I had to take the train to Tampines and take 168 from there. Due to this I have to see the latecoming teacher in charge tmr at 7.40 so that she can find an alternative route for me:(

Let's move on! Well the only fun things that happened were the GP lecture and the MLEP period. As for GP it started on a low note since the teacher was already scolding us because there were ppl talking all over the place. After that was as usual, learning GP essay skills until one of the parts of the lecture happened. It was SPERM! The J1s started to think dirty and we had to give words that start with the letters in SPERM. Of course, as expected, one guy shouted out 'sex'. That was funny, but not as funny before the M part began. The teacher said that we had been doing it for the past 2 weeks and all the guys started to laugh out loud. The actual word was 'mass media' but the guys thought of masturbation! Even worse, the next part was about the 'hand approach'. One finger is supposed to represent a meaning, and when I looked at the lecture notes, for the thumb, a part of it said 'do-it-yourself' and that made me LOL! My friends were all staring at me but were smiling too:)

At the end of the day we had the MLEP period. Everyone was supposed to complete their podcast/ vodcast project and my group haven't even started. So while the other groups did the podcasting, my teacher allowed us to complete our project. Our task was to create a radio session with song requests (2 english and 2 malay) in it and I chose Womanizer:) My friend was repeating the song over and over again before we did our podcast. Well overall it was an interesting experience. yay.

About the rainbow thing, I saw another rainbow today! yay.


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7:53 PM

20090301



official single cover! i can't wait for the vid!
FRIDAY
After prayers I went to Aliff's house on the way to SHSS for CD as usual, and properly interacted with the sec 1s! They were a totally different batch, and I actually expect problems to come (since most of them already hate a certain girl). The others had a promotion and because of that more of my juniors are of the same rank as me! Well it doesn't bother me that much as I'm happy that I get to see them still, and that's all that matters. After that me and Aliff went to McDonalds at White Sands together with Joyce and her brother. It was fun and a little while later, it was home time...waaaaaaa

SATURDAY
I was late for my MLEP thing at Bukit Batok CC for like 1 hour! It was an orientation session with the MLL students from TPJC. We learnt the basic stuff of drama and played some ice-breaker games, which were really fun! Unexpectedly, I met Sofia and 2 of my primary sch friends! At about 2 pm the programme was over and had a free lunch after that. I was being my crazy self again so I decided to take the train to Pioneer and Joo Koon! The two stations just opened on that day and I was secretly excited as I'm actually interested in train stuff. Well both stations were nice and Joo Koon was actually warm, and in the middle of nowhere. After that I went back all the way to Pasir Ris and read my geog notes on the way! yay.

TODAY
After religious class my family had a lot of cleaning to do. I mopped the floors and tidied some stuff up, while my mother washed the clothes and my sister cleaned the toilet. Ate after that and slept. This had to be one of my worst Sundays ever..........and I haven't done my homework yet. Shit!

WORD OF THE DAY: CITIBANK (hehe i pity them)

I'M 1016 YEARS OLD NOW SINCE FATLUM TOLD ME THAT HE HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME FOR LIKE 1000 YEARS


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