Britney surprised me with this from her Twitter. It's a still from her upcoming music video for Hold It Against Me!

Found this on YouTube:

3 guys in a cafe

The first guy goes i got the smallest head in the world

The second one goes i got the smallest arm in the world

The last one goes i got the smallest dick in the world

Then they go to the guiness world record

The first guy comes out happy and says I really do have the smallest head

The second guy comes out excited and says I have the smallest arm

The last one comes out angry and says who the fuck is justin bieber


Ah, Bieber jokes get better by the day thanks to the internet trolling community. I'm running out of things to rant about. Anyway, where the hell are the 'people' flooding my cbox from?