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20100928


IF I were the Prime Minister of Singapore.........
-If technology were to be advanced enough, pieces of litter would project out the IC number of their 'owners' like a hologram. But that means a chip has to be embedded in EVERY single thing here.
-I feel that in tangible terms, our multiculturalism isn't obvious enough. So, unless they're in ethnic areas or MRT stations, all signs either have to be in English only or in all 4 official languages (Hinting at Suntec City and Khoo Teck Phuat Hospital). Don't let those China people be too comfortable, or give another excuse for foreigners to say that we're a part of China.
-All so-called 'foreign talent', which actually includes those foreign workers, have to pass a basic English proficiency test.
-Malay to be taught as a 3rd language up to Primary 6. It's our national language and only about 20% of the population know how to speak it:( Ok, ironically I don't speak it much myself....
-Those who pronounce 'their' as 'thee-are' will be liable for a taser gun shot.
-'No assault on bus captains' rule to be relaxed on bus drivers who arrive more than 5 minutes late
-Make our wages competitive in nature. Currently ours are the other way round, which explains why other developed nations seem to enjoy higher salaries in absolute terms
-The President will have more say in Parliament and other events. Not like the measly 'I declare the Games open' for the YOG..
-I'll make myself physically present. And by that I mean that you won't only see me on TV 100% of the time
-I'll allow station masters to hurl out vulgarities at those who are stubborn in moving towards the centre of each MRT carriage or the rear of buses
-Ban prostitution

Obviously this list isn't exhaustive. I can't think much if I'm listening to Narsha's Biribiribbop-whatever song at the same time!

30.09: Oh, and I would make the installation of a large speedometer compulsory in every bus, mounted below the internal license plate. Bus captain assault rule can be relaxed the moment it goes below 35km/h. And the speed limit would be raised to 80km/h!


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