Had that 'falling off the stairs' dream on the bus home. Made my phone 'fly' into the air and scared the f*** out of the guy who was sitting beside me. I snickered after that. FML. (FB, 22/3/10, 18:22)

meh.

Copied this from that swearing app:
Based on my Status Updates
I swore 56 times! I rank in the top 96% of Facebook swearers.

Here are all of my swearings:
Mar 8, 2010 That bus driver shut the bus doors even before I entered, and my right foot got trapped in the process. Damn it!
Feb 28, 2010 Oh shit. I think I've lost my notebook!
Feb 12, 2010 Stained earphones and a failing friendship. Damn Friday!
Feb 11, 2010 Most buses nowadays are so damn slow that it's like having daily sightseeing tours!!!
Feb 6, 2010 OH SHIT!!! I accidentally reset my phone!!!!!!!!
Feb 6, 2010 I ruined an 'intimate moment' between 2 cats.......damn it!
Jan 21, 2010 I want my lying bitch in the wardrobe!
Jan 17, 2010 In 20 years I'm sure we'll be like 'Why the hell did I wear that outfit (skinny jeans, mini-skirts, etc)??!'
Jan 5, 2010 shit.
Jan 3, 2010 shit. the rice's a bit hard. i suck at cooking!
Jan 3, 2010 is as bored as a bored person in the land of boredom were you go when you're so damn bored
Jan 3, 2010 Damn hungry and not sleepy at all. Damn!
Dec 26, 2009 "Fucking Pocky. Merry Christmas to you too bitch!", "If I'm a bitch, you are son of a bitch!" HAHAHA LOL
Dec 25, 2009 All these world peace, combating climate change and save earth stuff, they're just total crap! It's too late, bitches.
Dec 22, 2009 Found this: 'The biggest tech story of 2009: Everything you bought this year is obsolete already' WAHAHAHA this is damn true!
Dec 19, 2009 took the train from Pioneer to Tampines......with toenails coated by pink nail polish.....damn Singaporeans sure know how to do their stares
Dec 17, 2009 Damn tired and still has a race to go through
Dec 15, 2009 based on a random pcture: I smoked with a prostitute because I'm sexy as hell.
Dec 15, 2009 I find it damn irritating when I always accidentally type 'Britney' when spelling 'birthday'. AHHH What's wrong with me????
Dec 13, 2009 Happily watched a Sesame Street performance at Northpoint just now. At least it's much better than exploring shitty farms!
Dec 12, 2009 LOL at M1's asshole-ish iPhone ad on ST
Dec 11, 2009 'Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro' 'Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Im busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh' Damn she just can't stop herself, can she?
Dec 10, 2009 just opened the birthday email from Sony Ericsson...where the hell is my free Aino/Satio?????
Dec 5, 2009 Akon, how can you 'describe this girl without being disrespectful' when you call her a ho and a bitch repeatedly in one song?
Nov 29, 2009 bitch, along with its other variations (eg, biatch, beyotch, biatchy, betch) are my most favourite swear words ever
Nov 25, 2009 Lady Gaga Ft. Beyonce - Telephone: A song simply about two bitches nagging and being irritated for almost 4 minutes, by a boyfriend who keeps calling. The answer: just set the phone to silent mode lah stupid!
Nov 23, 2009 damn lazy to do that 25m econs essay
Nov 17, 2009 urrrggghh i don't care about some damn egyptian name!
Nov 10, 2009 sentosa cove, where the hell are you?!
Nov 8, 2009 it's NOVEMBER. WHAT..THE..HELL..AM..I..DOING..IN..SCHOOL.............
Nov 6, 2009 missed his chance to go to mcdonald's.....damn it! Anyway, is the Marina Bay monopoly thing rare?
Oct 29, 2009 FOUND THIS: Project Task 1: Emergency Topic: Numerous deaths from PW. Project Task 2: Conservation Topic: Conserve PW. For future generations to suffer like we did. the person who made this is damn smart.
Oct 25, 2009 would like to meet Ris Low and smack the hell out of her face
Oct 11, 2009 just realised that WR is to be handed in 2 weeks. shit!
Oct 7, 2009 A gay alien and a black man dubbed by a white man. Seth McFarlane is damn smart!
Sep 28, 2009 the frolick girl at T1 is damn pretty! couldn't do much but just stare and wait since my mother was beside me
Sep 16, 2009 i want my home internet connection!! bloody hell
Sep 13, 2009 is a crazy bastard who's still not sleeping despite the earlier school reporting time:) At least I&R is done!
Sep 12, 2009 ctrl+F5 overdrive right now. damn you facebook!
Sep 12, 2009 watched the chunkfest eating competition on the news.....damn disgusting! all the competitors' saliva dripped back into the tub!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 9, 2009 bloody hell ah......if the concept of market failure were to be a person i'll give him one serious beating
Sep 6, 2009 Bono's trying to save the world, Sting's trying to save rainforests, Madonna's trying to save babies, Britney's trying to save undies. What the bloody hell am I doing? Staring at the computer.
Sep 5, 2009 staring at my 'backyard' strewn with hundreds of hell notes
Aug 30, 2009 why the hell am i like the only one who haven't heard of baybeats before
Aug 28, 2009 i accidentally drank water. shit. nvm God loves me enough to dismiss that off!
Aug 22, 2009 how the hell do people get such high scores for the bejeweled thing???
Aug 15, 2009 The Orphan: What you think will happen will never happen....."I'm not your fucking mommy!"
Aug 8, 2009 how do i widen myself? some s sized clothes are kind of big for me......damn it!
Aug 1, 2009 damn! miley's latest song is stuck in my head!
Jul 30, 2009 "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful........ Damn girl Damn you're a sexy bitch" Since when is the word bitch respectful? (In my context, yes)
Jul 10, 2009 hoped that a bitch would be knocked down by a car
Jul 3, 2009 just watched a part of MJ's documentary on YT just now. He said that he wanted to live forever.........damn that's painful!
Jul 2, 2009 fikril's brain: sleep! litho book: study the fuck out of me fikril's brain: ok
Jul 1, 2009 ask me something bitchessssss
Jun 27, 2009 anyone at Aljunied MRT at 7.25pm yesterday? Damn I should've been there. Seeing someone running on the tracks is fun:)
Jun 23, 2009 shit i accidentally stated my year of birth as 1993

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