I don't like bullshit, but I like RedBull - Lil Wayne

Come on and party...it's a celebration...something something something, just won't do. Does it ring the bell, alarm or Tsunami Warning System in your brain? It's extracted from Madonna's Celebration by the way. Celebrate? Why you ask? I'M EFFING PROMOTED! Yay. Too bad MLL spoiled my ranking point total as I got an S (pronounce this with a wide-open mouth) for it. Of course, this is what happens when you don't study. Whatever, I hate the subject from day 1 anyway. Damn, Stefani Germanotta Ft. Beyonce's Telephone song is stuck in my head now. Moreover, school isn't over yet..Econs and Math lectures tomorrow....camp...cheers.....yawn.
Just found out that last Friday's (or was it the one before?) sermon was on GLOBAL WARMING. Finally an interesting topic, but I wasn't there! God, that servant right there named Fikril is mass-sinning. Stupid audience duty and infrequent buses! Oh and he's missing this Friday's too. Stupid camp!
Oh, remember when NASA announced that there's an abundant supply of water on that giant blackhead-ed and pimple-scarred sphere up in the sky? This was what they found:

quack!
re-tard-ed
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