I don't like bullshit, but I like RedBull - Lil Wayne

As questioned and evaluated by a random Facebook quiz, I'll be at a new galaxy on 21 December 2012. I'll create a new breed of civilisation. Now watch as my mind goes wild.....
Country: Fikrland
Citizenship: Fikrs
Vision Statement: To Randomise Us Muses
National Day: 7 December
National Anthem: English Translation of Majulah Singapura
Political Parties: FikFlads, MILF (Monsters Inc. Lover-Fest)
Size: Billions of square kms (I have a whole galaxy to attend to!)
Population: 200+
Ethnicity: Flads and Dooflads
Gender Composition: Males, Females, Glaysbians, Ah-Lians (Aliens)
Currency: Fux (Dollar), Yotch (Cent)
Expected GDP: FKRX63,327 (US$90,000)
Modes of transport: Travellators, Maglev Trains, Jetpacks
Any other suggestions or blanks to fill up?
re-tard-ed
9:40 PM